Possible Ashby Slogans:

“Vote Ashby: Because serving your community is about more than planting trees, building forts, and cutting ribbons.”

“Finish what you started Sacramento; vote Ashby in and vote the rest of Heather Fargo out!”

“He let one side of Natomas go to pot; don’t let him neglect the other! Vote Ashby for city council.”

“Because neighborhood watch is too short on resources to stake out city council staff.” (Paid for by Natomas Residents for Change)

“Vote Tretheway out and Ashby in.  Because Wal Mart is short on greeters and Sacramento is short on leaders.”

“Who the $#@% is Ray Tretheway anyway?” (Paid for by Ashby for City Council).

“Rain, rain go away, and please take  Tretheway.”

Possible Tretheway slogans:

“Vote Fargo. Vote Tretheway.”

“I like Ray.”

“Check out my new website. Anyone got the correct URL?”

“Vote for status quo. Vote for Ray.”

Bonus Tretheway Campaign Staff  Conversations overhead:

“A sign a day will keep the pesky challengers away.”

“You idiots should have known not to pull signs in North Natomas. That God foresaken wasteland is like the frackin’ neighborhood watch mothership! They are BREEDING crime fighters over there!  What were you thinking, Jerry!!??”   “Uh sir my name is Dan and you were the one who gave me the order to remove the signs, sir.”  “Oh sure, blame it on Ray, like everyone else.”

“Jerry call up the Monarchs and get me tickets for tonight’s game. In fact get me 100 tickets. I’m going to bring the scout troop with me for this one. Let’s get this mother bleepin’ campaign off the tarmac!!”  “Uh sir, my name is Dan and the Monarchs are no longer in town.”   ” What??! When did this happen??!!??”  “Sir they have been gone for almost a year now.”  “Well then dag nabbit you get those Maloof playboys on the line right this instant because that is too long of a road trip for those poor girls!! What is this world coming to!!?”

“Jeff bring my car around and call my security detail” [tosses keys to staffer]. “Uh sir it’s Dan, and your wife drove you to work today, and I’m pretty sure you don’t have a security detail.. last time I checked.” “That’s it call a press conference right now with every stinkin’ media outlet in town, including that Cosmo fella and the the guy with the typewriter from the Bee!”  “Uh sir I have no way of summoning every media outlet in Sacramento.”  “Sure ya do, just go pull another Ashby sign or two on Del Paso Road near that Sharward feller’s house, genius.”

Got any more? Let’s hear ‘em!