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EXCLUSIVE!! Phone transcript of Fargo, Tretheway, Fong anti-gang tax conference call!
By Joe • Jul 24th, 2008 |
You heard it here first!! Joe Sac has obtained an exclusive phone transcript that chronicles a secretly taped conference call between Sacramento Mayor Heather Fargo, and council member minions Ray Tretheway and Rob Fong. This call has not been edited or censored in any way, so parental guidance is highly recommended for small children. As you read this, please bear in mind this was transcribed
Born again crime crusader Heather Fargo goes loco on gangs
By Joe • Jul 24th, 2008 |
Could Sacramento Mayor Heather Fargo’s WAR ON GLOBAL WARMING be officially OVER?? Is her “GREEN THE CITY” mayoral theme being recycled to mean “Green the city with money from the working class” to fight gangs without collaboration with the Sheriff and Police?
Yes yes yall, to the beat yall, we got Heather and the council bringin heat yall, on the gangs yall, they’re showing fangs yall, you will never have to lock your doors at night again yall, yes yes yall,…
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Blowing Sunshine: Mayor Fargo’s 2008 State of City Address
By Joe • May 24th, 2008 |
On March 28, 2008, in the Grand Ballroom at Sacramento State University, Mayor Heather Fargo greeted her esteemed 2008 State of the City audience with a sense of euphoria only Jason Castro could truly appreciate:
“The optimism and opportunity in Sacramento is so clear… as I look out across the room I see your beaming faces reflecting that optimism..the optimism and energy in this room today is as strong as it has ever been..”
Bear in mind, it would be another month before…
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