The jury is back. Tiger is guilty of being human. And man is the press determined to milk this situation for every drop. It’s true, his “transgressions” are inexcusable, and he let the fame, power, and money go to his head, but these girls who hooked up with him are no better. The press? Pathetic. The opportunists? Disgusting.

It’s amazing how the promiscuous girls always get portrayed as the victims in these cheating male celebrity cases. But are they? I say no. I say they are homewreckers with no respect for other women, their family, or their children. Apparently the days of scarlett letters are way behind us. These days if you can hook up with a married celeb, chances are you’ll get a talk show tour, a contract with VH1, and maybe even your own reality show.

Someone sent me an email earlier saying an adultery web site called AshleyMadison.com is offering Tiger $5 MILLION to endorse its services. Curiosity compelled me to see what they were all about–mainly because I didn’t at first believe such a family-wrecking entity existed. Sure enough they do.  Their slogan is “The World’s Premier Discreet Dating Service with over 4,835,000 like minded members.” At the top of their web site a line of text reads “Life is short. Have an affair.”

Yeah, have an affair. That’s the ticket to a better night’s sleep. Commit a treasonous act of deceit that will cause you profound guilt,  paranoia, depression,  crush the hearts of your family members (esp your children), potentially ruin your career, and bruise your community with one more black eye. What are you waiting for, Tiger! There are 34,000 local members from your area on RIGHT NOW! Let’s party.

If that’s not bad enough, another organization (I forget the name now) is offering a $1,000,000 purse to ANY WOMAN who can prove she had an affair with Tiger. Hahahahah! Isn’t that a riot? Well no, it’s not. It’s so immoral and DEGRADING to Mrs. Woods and her children I can’t even get my mind around it. The word “cruel” comes to mind. This is the behavior of a cruel person who gets a sadistic thrill out of others’ pain and misfortune. It must be some kind of sickness.

I feel for the wives who have to put up with this garbage. You could say it’s their fault for marrying a celeb, but that still does not excuse the behavior of their deceitful husbands OR their deceitful, immoral, apathetic mistresses.

Rant over.