Why is Nancy Pelosi smiling as she signs the bailout rescue plan? Anyone? I can’t figure it out.
Why is Nancy Pelosi smiling as she signs the bailout rescue plan? Comment your best caption for this image!
Here’s another great one…
And in related news…California may need some serious bread, man
Arnold wrote a letter to U.S. Treasurer today. In it he said CA may need a multi billion dollar loan to finance errrr the state of California if something doesn’t give by October 29th. He says Cops, teachers, etc etc won’t get paid. How could CA be this in debt? Are we always just a cigar puff or two away from Armageddon? It sure sounds like it. I heard in other news today that Army-Navy stores are SOLD OUT of nearly all survival stuff. They say people are going bonkers buying up survival equipment like the end of the world is coming. Are you prepared? What if our police walked out on the job tomorrow like they did in New Orleans when Katrina hit? Would you be ready to protect your family? Should I be buying a Howitzer like Fort Natomas has? Should we all be stockpiling weapons? Do you all know that the U.S. is being financed by other countries? Good Lord..
Couple sues over marriage license language
A Rosevillian couple are suing over marriage license language labeling them ‘Party A’ and ‘Party B.’ They want their license to call them bride and groom. Like the old days. Is it so wrong? I mean, has anyone even asked homosexuals if they object? I caught a snippet of Inside Edition last night and they referred to Ellen’s lover as her “wife Portia..” Why not just have to form say:
Party A is: [ ] Wife [ ] Husband Party B is: [ ] Wife [ ] Husband
Wouldn’t that solve it?
I am such a pragmatist I am dangerous.
Sheriff dicks go fishin’
Terri Hardy, who has become one of my favorite journalists in Sacramento, wrote an interesting little piece for the Bee about sheriff homicide detectives going fishing for a day and how the Sac PD covered for them. This made some folks mad. Sheriff John McGinness wasn’t happy about it. Rick Braziel shrugged off the don’t-ask-don’t-tell policy for covering the sheriff and said he would in the future, too. What did you expect? That they’d sell each other out? Cops have a brotherhood. They generally don’t ’snitch’ on each other. Either way, I think it’s great they support each other.
But wait.
Sac PD detectives covering for the sheriff? I thought Braziel said there was an extreme shortage .. and that was one of the reasons there were cutbacks because of the uptick in murder investigations… and that “elite” detectives were assigned to Driving Miss Daisy Fargo duty.. and… man it all sounded so dire. Soooooo now I am confused. Do our current Sac PD detectives have some bandwidth after all? Yes or no?
Anyways, I want to express my support for consolidating Sheriff and Sac PD into (drum roll) GSP - Greater Sacramento Police. Let’s get this conversation started. We are being wasteful having two departments. I bet we can save MILLIONS by consolidating. Anyone from peace officer’s union who reads here care to discuss pros and cons?
TGIF yall
What are you doing this weekend?
Peace!
Hi Joe. I will be mowing the lawn. Lucky me!
Oh my Pelosi caption entry: “History will distinguish me from my bonehead contemporaries. Short term accolades are for wussies.”
Young Joe I want you to know I fully support the fusion of our principle law enforcement agencies. Despite our differences young Joe, I think this is a grand idea. A few people have grumbled about it, but only you have actually had the nads to not only ask the questions, but even propose a moniker! The GSP. Pronounced “GISP” yes? Or would that be JISP?
You see Joe, God love you Joe, a good acronym is always a sure-fire way to get people on board with just about any idea. If you have a good acronym, they’ll fall for anything. Let’s see here [leafing through my acronym bible] … how about SMPF for Sacramento Metropolitan Police Force? That would be pronounced SMIFP - but might be tricky for people with a hair lip.
Let’s see here [leafing more]… SUPP for Sacramento Universal Police Patrol. Here the acronym would be SUP, like short for wassup. That way the emergency number could be “SUPP” or 7877 on the phone dial. “Call and tell us SUPP in your neighborhood!” And when the operators answered calls they could say, “SUPP, state your emergency.” It’s cutting edge. It’s cool. It’s now. It’s urban. It’s perfect.
The possibilities are endless here young Joe,. Control your audience! Thus could get out of hand quick!
What’s that I hear? Tax and grab? You bet. I propose a 10% sales tax increase to fund this new endeavor.
My caption submission: “This is the ultimate ultimate ultimate fantasy of any liberal Democrat. This must be a new world record. $700 billion in spending. Cream! Shwing! I have signed some big old spending bills in my lifetime, but this is the mother of all of them. Happy birthday to me!”
I have a caption for Nancy. “Like any conscientious rescuer throwing drowning Americans a lifeline, I always do it with a smile. Addie Polk this one’s for you. Sorry me and my congress waited until you were so depressed you shot yourself. Happy days are here again honey! Look at my hair!”
Who the hell is Nancy Pelosi? Looks like she is thinking “Sign the stupid form, sushi with Kim, 5pm nails, 6:30pm pedicure, 8pm martinis, don’t tell me what a hot bitch in a pantsuit can’t do.”
Pelosi: “We are so screwed.”
That’s the look I always get on my face when something’s FUBAR. Maybe it’s a chick thing.
As for the survivalist thing, I am thinking I’m pretty much toast on that front. I’m trying to imagine what those surplus stores are sold out of…Camo? Gas masks? Green tents? MREs? Didn’t this same thing happen in ‘99?
Maybe I’ll go get a nonelectric coffee pot, just in case. If I have enough coffee in me, I can handle anything.
My Pelosi: “Girl power!”
Pelosi is tough chick. She is saying, “I told you it’s more than a hat rack”
Been out of the loop! I’m back joe!
Pelosi says “It’s good to be the queen.”
Pelosi is saying, “He who smelt it dealt it” There was obviously a fart sound prior to her signing
I am a proud Democrat and I wish Nancy Pelosi would resign and go back to selling Avon. I am utterly ashamed of my party for dogging Palin when we have a sap like Pelosi running congress. The Democrat party has gone to hell, but I am too liberal to join the old fart Republicans. I am a man without a party.
Pelosi say “I smell something burning, and I think it’s money”
Rajender that is funny. The problem is though that the Dems voted no on this bailout. It is the Republikooks that want it
I love nancy pelosi. She embodies everything that is wrong with america