Forget the State Fair; if the Sacramento City Hall starts selling deep fried zucchini and Texas style bbq rib sandwiches, I just may take my family THERE this summer to see the circus.

Who could resist? With Heather Fargo, Ray Tretheway, Lauren Hammond and others in our illustrious city council shamefully attempting to portray their dissenting colleagues as election season puppets, RATHER than fiscally responsible budget stewards attempting to curb spending n the face of a staggering $58 million dollar budget deficit, this year’s I Street carnival is shaping up to be a dandy.

Make sure to print out these great attractions so you can compare to what the State Fair is offering. With the gas prices as they are right now, it might make sense to take the family to I Street this year:

Don’t miss these exciting events and attractions!

GO Green City Council Exhibit
Watch the council GREEN LIGHT every single GREEN expenditure that passes through its chambers despite the cries and protests from public safety agencies whose budgets resemble Freddie Krueger slash victims due to the monumental budget deficit the council and city manager Ray “Rain man” Kerridge have dug the city into.

Sacramento City Hall Back Lot and Effects Show
Watch our Sacramento city council members who share the same political consultant (Richie Ross), make secret deals in the shadows with fat cat Southern California businessmen, the Downtown Partnership, the Sac Tree Foundation, and many other lobbyists and special interests who seek to line their pockets with Sacramento resident taxpayer dollars. Two showings will feature special cameos by Harry Rotz and Richie Rich! Show starts at sun down!

Ray & Heather’s Tree Encounters!
Enjoy the towering marvels of nature with Sacramento’s finest PETTs (PETT=Politicians for the Ethical Treatment of Trees), Ray Treetheway and Heather “Tree Stump” Fargo. Treat the whole family to a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to touch, pet, feed and even SPEAK to those big, lovable trees in their native Latin language!! Don’t miss out!!

The Amazing McCarty Fence Sitting Exhibit
Watch in awe as Sacramento City Council member Kevin “The Big Ooze” McCarty teeters back and forth on a freshly painted fence for months on end without even flinching. Could he set a new world record!? Be there to watch the fireworks fly! Will he endorse a candidate? He likes KJ… no he likes Fargo… no he likes KJ—if Kevin’s waffling doesn’t kill you, the suspense will! It’s anyone’s guess! We can’t think of a more entertaining exhibit than watching Kevin AND paint drying at the same time!

Big Pipe Hammond Organ Demo
You’ve heard church pipes, you’ve grooved with Ray Charles, and you’ve no doubt heard Joey DeFrancesco rip on the B3, but you haven’t heard REAL pipes until you’ve heard the city’s one and only antique Hammond blasting piping hot City Council-inspired showstopper tunes like Material Girl, Money for Nothing, Living on a Prayer, and Aint No Expenditure High Enough. Free pictures with the Hammond afterward!

Rats, Bats, and Cats Exhibit
Don’t miss the grand finale featuring all of this season’s star-studded cast including City Manager Ray Kerridge, City Attorney Eileen Teichert, city employees who are currently on trial for black market salvage scandals, the city/county library’s executive staff, and a special all star appearance by Sacramento Supervisor Roger “The Cleaner” Dickinson who will stage a special one time only pickpocket demonstration for the kids!

Well? What are you waiting for Sacramento!? Get your tickets now!

And don’t forget the words of the Great Fargoni! “I want you to help make [global warming] THE agenda item for Sacramento!”